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The Anzhi rap video starring Roberto Carlos and Samuel Eto’o.
The Anzhi rap video starring Roberto Carlos and Samuel Eto’o.

Well, the money is really good. Which is what I’d imagine they were telling themselves all the way through that turd. [Dirty Tackle]

Chelsea Smirnoff Ice Girl: Wasted Or Just A Bit Sleepy?
Chelsea Smirnoff Ice Girl: Wasted Or Just A Bit Sleepy?

Whichever it was, Abide With Me had her thinking deep thoughts. [Off The Post]

The Ramires goal that has given Chelsea the lead.
The Ramires goal that has given Chelsea the lead.
Hop on board the Irish Messi bandwagon.
Hop on board the Irish Messi bandwagon.

Alan Judge has scored what Paul Merson has called “a worldy” for Notts County today. The Dublin lad has been causing a bit of a [...]

Three Penalties In A Row
Three Penalties In A Row

Assistant Referee of the year?

A non-controversal banner for the cup final.
A non-controversal banner for the cup final.

That’s nothing. Richard Dunne asked for a Supermacs chicken tender meal in Nandos once and he got it.

Looks Like Torres Will Receive Lots Of Love From Liverpool Fans Today
Looks Like Torres Will Receive Lots Of Love From Liverpool Fans Today

@ballsdotie Liverpool supporter wishes Fernando all the best ahead of the cup final. twitter.com/JayRedmond8/st… — Jay Redmond (@JayRedmond8) May 5, 2012 I assume the ‘Sc’ [...]

This Liverpool Banner for today pulls no punches.
This Liverpool Banner for today pulls no punches.

In reference to the section of Chelsea fans who booed during the minute’s silence for Hillsborough in last month’s semi-final against Tottenham. No love lost [...]

Szczesny has had a stinker for Arsenal.
Szczesny has had a stinker for Arsenal.

In fairness it was Wes Hoolahan, who is nigh on unstoppable. [arsenallist]

It’s safe (ish) to assume McClean is on the plane.
It’s safe (ish) to assume McClean is on the plane.

From a brilliant interview with Paddy Agnew in today’s Times, Trap says McClean won’t play but seems to say he will be there anyway. Maybe [...]