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Funny FIFA12 Tweets
Funny FIFA12 Tweets
I Guess Dzeko Is The Anti-Tevez?
I Guess Dzeko Is The Anti-Tevez?

Dude abused his boots after being told he’d no longer be playing. You can see Tevez’s head there in the corner, as he thinking about [...]

Fun With FIFA12: Recreating Balotelli’s Trick Shot Cock-Up
Fun With FIFA12: Recreating Balotelli’s Trick Shot Cock-Up

It may be hard to remember now after the Tevez saga, but once upon a time, Mario Balotelli was the resident bad boy at City. [...]

Graeme Souness On Tevez: ‘A Disgrace To Football’
Graeme Souness On Tevez: ‘A Disgrace To Football’

Graeme must have thought he was in Montrose last night. Mark Hughes, who shares an agent with Tevez, is far less critical.

The Tevez Saga Gets The Downfall Treatment
The Tevez Saga Gets The Downfall Treatment

Proof of Godwin’s rule, maybe? Whatever about his Third Reich, Hitler is obviously a shit fantasy manager if he’s starting Tevez.

Real Madrid’s Amazing One-Touch Counterattacking Goal
Real Madrid’s Amazing One-Touch Counterattacking Goal

Ronaldo is the fulcrum here as Madrid show Ajax last night, and Barca, they can do pretty as well.

Carlos The Jackal – The Refusal, The Mancini Shrug and The Post Match Interviews
Carlos The Jackal – The Refusal, The Mancini Shrug and The Post Match Interviews

Carlos Tevez is sitting somewhere in Manchester in a house made of cash smiling at his family over skype. After this decision not to take [...]

42 Grand On United To Win at 1/100..
42 Grand On United To Win at 1/100..

  They are now 3-2 down at home? This may be the worst bet the world has ever seen, even worse than the time I [...]

The Jack Wilshere Hospital Photograph Explained In Detail
The Jack Wilshere Hospital Photograph Explained In Detail

Last night, Wilshere posted the following photo from his hospital bed. But as Sports Witness points out, it wasn’t just a spontaneous snapshot.

Neil Warnock Gives A Badder Bollocking Than Davy Fitz
Neil Warnock Gives A Badder Bollocking Than Davy Fitz

Davy Fitz may be about to his F’n and blindin’ roadshow home to Clare, but here’s a timely reminder that he’s not the baddest in [...]