Football May 24, 2014 By Mark Farrelly Vine: Xabi Alonso's Reaction To Gareth Bale's Miss Was Very Like Tom From Fr Ted 'Have ye nothin I could kill?.. Well feck it! Feck it anyway!' ... 'Run Dougal. Run quite fast!' Here's the miss. Share this article Article written by Mark Farrelly See more from Mark Farrelly Editor of Balls.ie, chief tea expert on TheSlicedPan.com. Former Miss World 1997 contestant.