Welcome folks, to the confluence point of many of the hopes and dreams of football fans the world over. Last weekend, we were given the great spectacle of Alan Pardew dancing on the touchline following Jason Puncheon's goal in the FA Cup final:
The Alan Pardew dance everyone... #FACupFinal pic.twitter.com/FV0tNIEFAe
— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) May 21, 2016
Now, if you were thinking that Pardew had the trademark on Premier League manager vainglory, you have underestimated that great figure of British indulgence and cocksureness, Big Sam Allardyce. Big Sam is currently off celebrating keeping Sunderland in the Premier League in Marbella, and has been spotted throwing shapes on a Marbella dancefloor; resembling a kind of distress signal made flesh. Bask in it below:
Glorious.
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