The Gaffer
Perhaps it was shortsighted of us to rely so heavily on Stan as a cultural reference. Or else it’s a stroke of genius. I never could tell if Stan wasn’t seeing things slightly different from the rest of us.
If we’d qualified for the World Cup we’d have forgiven everyone involved for Stan but since we didn’t his legacy lives on. And on and on and on.
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[contact-form-7 404 "Not Found"]Balls.ie is a cult and operates as a pseudo communist organisaiton, where one person is as badly treated as the next.
The people that have brought their talent to Balls.ie HQ include
Alfredo Garcia – a two time grammy nominated squeezebox afficiando with a temper as short as his right arm. Alfredo comes with more baggage than the second terminal but his love for hurling makes up for most of his obvious shortcomings.
Hal LaRoux- born out of wedlock, Hal knew his path to success was eventually lead him to settling. Due to complicated and risky surgery carried out on his cranium as a child, Hal dons a neck and headbrace which remains the only noteable characteristic about him.
Xavier McDaniel – the “brains of balls” as he likes to refer to himself as, always puts friends ahead of work and maintains a strict social networking existence, employing over 40 drones to operate his facebook, google plus and bebo accounts. When he is not poking or retweeting himself, you can find him pointing glassy fingers at the extended family of Irish sport.
Emmet Tolstoy - not to be confused with anyone that actually matter, Emmet maintains an existence at balls.ie by purchasing coffee and caramilks with his own money
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