Not only do we need more stories like the Orange Peanut for the good of all mankind, we should demand them. You should by now have spent a few glorious minutes around an office computer enjoying a near 96% grade of enjoyment with this.
I'm happy to report this story is still moving, with Adrian Peterson talking it all in his stride after fans showed up with an Orange Peanut for him.
TCHRox [S] 1378 points 11 hours ago (1563|270)
When he saw it he said "An orange peanut? For me?"