What's happening in this article? Jason Kelce just won the fucking Superbowl, that's what's happening!
The Eagles' centre and older brother of one, Travis Kelce, spoke to NBC after last night's victory over the New England Patriots, in what was less an interview and more a WWE backstage promo.
It has everything:
Swearing - check
Breaking the fourth wall by talking straight to camera - check
Rocky reference - check
Inspirational quote - check
GAA style 'the media wrote us off' rant -check
Glorious beard - check
Sit back and enjoy.