First of all, let me catch you up. Bray Wyatt is the current WWE champion and leader of the Wyatt Family. A sort of cultish, devil worshipping group of people, which basically makes him this generation's version of the Undertaker.
A few months ago, one Randy Orton joined the Wyatt Family, after a long feud with Bray, and expressed a undying devotion to his new leader. So much so that even though - as winner of the Royal Rumble - he is entitled to a title shot at Wrestlemania, the Viper refused to go into combat with Wyatt. However, that was until last night....
As Bray stood in the centre of the ring, Randy got in touch via video link, from the Wyatt compound. A old shed in the middle of nowhere, from which the Wyatts filmed their 'terrifying' vignettes and apparently came to worship. Not only that but also discovered that beneath its floorboards lies the body of Sister Abigail, the sister of the Devil.
Ridiculousness level now turned up to 9
Meanwhile in the ring, Bray is beginning to lose his mind as he realises Randy has turned on him. Orton talks about how he plan was 'If you can't beat them then join them' but with the added 'And when the moment is right, SCREW THEM!' At this point Orton is holding a pickaxe for no apparent reason, other than dramatic effect.
OH MY GAWD JR! THAT'S GASOLINE!
Yes, the whole plot starts to come to fruition as Orton begins dousing the place with petrol. This is not going to end well for Bray or the soul of Sister Abigail.
Mind those petrol soaked fingers
And just like that, boom! The whole place goes up in flames, as Randy looks on in the strangest 'man looking at a shed burning down' pose I've ever seen.
Actually, scratch that. This is the strangest 'man looking at a shed burning down' pose I've ever seen.
This is one of those things that when you're an adult human being it is absolutely bonkers and so unbelievably overacted but imagine being a 10-year-old watching this? You'd lose your shit. He's just burned the body of Sister Abigail!!
Here's the whole segment for you to enjoy in all its glory.
