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Star Wars And The Winter Olympics Combine, Carnage ensues

Star Wars And The Winter Olympics Combine, Carnage ensues
By Rory O'Brien

In an effort to boost crowds and interest in the Winter Olympics.  The IOC has decided to call in Star Wars creator George Lucas to help direct the Ski Freestyle event.

Coming with Lucas to Sochi will be a collection of All-Terrain Armored Transport vehicles from the 'Empire Strikes Back', to challenge the skiers further on an already testing course.  The vehicles which shoot in the direction of the skiers as they hurtle downhill, attempt to disrupt or remove any opportunity of the skiers reaching the end of the course.

The new model of the sport has been criticised for causing the deaths of several brave skiers but with ratings sky high it is likely that the Hollywood model is here to stay.

Sadly this is not true, (Putin said no) but if it was we reckon it would would look a lot like this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw

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