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Practise Your Lance Armstrong Admitting To Doping Reaction Face

Hal LaRoux
By Hal LaRoux
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It's going to be a massive come down, staying up till all hours, waiting hoping for something that you know is always going to leave you asking why. Friday morning will come, you will nod with furrowed brow and sticky fingers as your colleagues gather round the only remaining free resource in your office, the cold water tap. Each person, from the girl you don't recognise to the sales guy you thought was fired will have an opinion, it will mostly be, yes i knew he did them drugs, others will talk about Oprah's performance and Lance's tears. Before you stay up late and find yourself going into work on Friday in the same shape Armstrong should have been at the end of your typical Pyrenees mountain climb, do yourself a favour and practise some facial reactions which will aid your early evacuation from the Lance schmozzle at the cold spring.

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