The Lance Armstrong and Oprah Winfrey was ripe material for people to make jokes about on Twitter, and they did, in their droves.
The opening few minutes was summed up perfectly by Neil Treacy.
Ah, the Yes/No Gameshow!
— Neil Treacy (@neil_treacy) January 18, 2013
I didn't think much of Lance Armstrong, but now think even less of him: HE NEEDS A STRAW FOR HIS WATER??
— scottfeschuk (@scottfeschuk) January 18, 2013
Oprah admits to taking performance ehancing drugs. Fascinating first 15 mins
— Mark Farrelly (@MarkFarrelly131) January 18, 2013
Bike-o path
— Glenn Stout (@GlennStout) January 18, 2013
Someone has to do it, so here goes--tonite's only tweet that doesn't use the name of a cyclist or a linebacker.
— Dave Hodge - TSN (@TSNDaveHodge) January 18, 2013
If I ever want to lie and cheat to get ahead I'm going to call it "controlling my narrative". Thanks, Lance.
— Hayley Wright (@HayleyWright) January 18, 2013
Oh yeah I'm guilty! Of being a humanitarian suckers!
— nyvelocity (@nyvelocity) January 18, 2013
"If 'sorry' is your drinking game word during the Lance Armstrong interview, you are barely tipsy." via ?@sallysaraabc
— Social Media Insider (@SocialMedia411) January 18, 2013
Oprah just asking Lance Armstrong if he has any yokes for later #LanceArmstrong #oprah
— Bark Vader (@hat_dogg) January 18, 2013
If Lance told me it was nighttime, I'd look out the window first.
— netw3rk (@netw3rk) January 18, 2013
Jesus the lying is catching! Oprah just called Sheryl Crow a rock star!!
— Stephen Doyle (@dubsoulrebel) January 18, 2013
Really hope Oprah makes the jerk off motion at some point tonight.
— Leigh Ellis (@LeighEllis) January 18, 2013
"I did call her crazy," he said, leaning back and reminiscing like he was on a veranda
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) January 18, 2013
Lance Armstrong is pretty dull for a drug kingpin.
— jasoncherkis (@jasoncherkis) January 18, 2013
Unlike most of you who are still up to hear what Lance has to say, I‘m up cos I‘m an idiot staying up for no reason.
— Miguel (@bitoredfan) January 18, 2013
Lance is an anagram for Clean. The irony meter explodes.
— Niamh Horan (@NiamhHoran) January 18, 2013
Come on Oprah. Just ask the question we're all waiting for. Were you off your face in Dodgeball or not?
— Evan Fanning (@evanfanning) January 18, 2013
Way to go. Now no one will ever name their baby Lance again.
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) January 18, 2013
Just saw Lance Armstong's confession, and let me tell you something - he has ball.
— Judy Gold (@JewdyGold) January 18, 2013
Everyone in Austin: "Just to be clear, Lance is actually from Plano."
— Robert Quigley (@robquig) January 18, 2013
