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11 Reasons Why A Team Of Gary Breens Would Actually Be The Greatest Side Of All Time

11 Reasons Why A Team Of Gary Breens Would Actually Be The Greatest Side Of All Time
By Mikey Traynor

We all dream of a team of Gary Breens.

Every single one of us.

But while we take every opportunity to declare said dreams to the World, has anybody taken the time to think about just how devastatingly effective a team of Gary Breens would actually be?

1. Goalkeeper - Wing Span

Anyone who saw Costil Pantilimon's performance for Sunderland at The Emirates will know how effective a tall goalkeeper can be, so Breen's height and reactions would make him an impenetrable force.

2. Right Back - Flexibility

The versatility and flexibility of Gary Breen means adjusting to the demands of the right back position would be an absolute doddle.


3. Left Back - Advice From Kevin Kilbane

One quick session with Zinedine and Gary would give any winger in the World a run for his money.

4. Centre Back - Organisation


The cool, calm, and collected head of Gary Breen at the back would see the team keep their shape for the duration of the match.

5. Centre Back - He's Gary Breen

He is Gary Breen after all. Captain fantastic.


6. Centre Midfield - Determination

Nobody would care more or work harder in the engine room than Gary Breen. Playing the holding midfield role would stifle any of the World's best attacking midfielders.

7. Right Wing - Ability To Draw Fouls


Gary Breen's intricate footwork and immaculate first touch would draw lunges from the desperate opposition resulting in free kicks that Gary Breen would then curl with pinpoint accuracy onto the head of Gary Breen.

8. Centre Midfield - Range Of Passing

Look at that technique.


9. Target Man - Arial Domination

They wouldn't stand a chance.

10. Striker - Poacher's Instinct


2nd goal against Saudi Arabia. Enough said.

11. Left Wing - Change Of Pace

He gave Jason McAteer and Jeff Kenna a 40m head start in the above photo.

SEE ALSO: 20 Brilliant Photos Of Clinton Morrison Being A Legend

SEE ALSO: A Photo Tribute To The Legend That Is Kevin 'Zinedine' Kilbane

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