You may feel the urge to cease reading this letter after the opening paragraph, but you would be wrong to do so. It rapidly improves.
The letter, tweeted by freelance sportswriter Georgina Turner, is by a man who has just watched Germany's 3-0 over England at the weekend.
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He really gets to the core of some of the differences between the men's and women's game.
I like this. Women can't play football. pic.twitter.com/tjnPOaRpgG
— Georgina Turner (@georgina_turner) November 25, 2014
Picture credit: David Maher / SPORTSFILE
