FIFA 15 has been in our possession for some time now, and like so many other games we are experiencing the highs and lows of getting familiar with the latest instalment in the long running series.
The following players have been at the centre of most of those highs and lows, the highs when we play with them, and the lows when we play against them, because unlike their real-life counterparts, these guys are gods among mere mortals on the virtual pitch.
In real-life: A striker who plays for Cagliari and has scored 9 goals in 79 games since 2011.
In FIFA 15: The most dangerous striker on the planet. Faster than Usain Bolt and with better finishing than Pippo Inzaghi and Ruud Van Nistelrooy put together.
In real-life: A big strong Nigerian striker who had a good World Cup, effective in the Russian league and now trying his luck in Turkey with Fenerbache.
In FIFA 15: A big strong Nigerian striker who can't be pushed off the ball, can't be tackled, and stuffs the ball into the top corner every time you press the shoot button.