https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4wTD-l4r8
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Once upon a time there was a Twitter account titled 'Literally Jamie'. One of the better parody Twitter accounts.
It was named for Jamie Redknapp's lack of understanding of the word 'literally'. If you watch football on Sky Sports then you'll be aware that the analyst is prone to blurting out lines such as 'the ball literally exploded off his foot'. The account his since been renamed, presumably because Redknapp got wind of it.
Roy Keane appears to have contracted Jamie's lack of understanding. On BBC's coverage of Man Utd and Arsenal's FA Cup quarter-final, Keane told us that Louis van Gaal should be given time as he has "literally been in the door two minutes".
