City's win over Spurs last night confirms that two Manchester clubs will be in the Champions League and that Stoke City will play in the Europa League. Madness. How will Europe cope with Rory Delap catapulted throw-in's? There will be blood. Can we get Andy Gray back for this?
Now We'll Finally Get To Find Out Which European Starlets Can Do It At Stoke On A Weeknight
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