On Tuesday night one of our twitter followers alerted us to this picture of Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew really enjoying life on a holiday in Ibiza, and we thought you guys should see it.
At the time, we thought it was just Pards on the lash posing with some beautiful female fans of his, but we knew that they looked familiar.
It turns out that the woman on the far right is Natalie Keogh, Andy Keogh's wife, and this picture from later in the night means that Alan Pardew was out having the craic in the same nightclub as Andy Keogh, Paul McShane, and Richard Keogh:
So clearly this is no coincidence.
Clearly Alan Pardew is going the extra mile to secure a triple swoop for McShane, Keogh, and... Keogh, as he desperately attempts to increase the number of Irishmen at Selhurst Park.
We eagerly anticipate the Sky Sports News yellow BREAKING NEWS banner.