"I think his time is done at Manchester United," Richard Keys said regarding Jose Mourinho on Monday night.
"I think they're a club in crisis. I don't think players want to play for him. I don't think players want to go there and join him.
"The football they play is not exciting, not even by their own standards."
The man Keys would put in charge is Zinedine Zidane.
Speaking on beIN Sports' coverage of Manchester United's 3-0 loss to Spurs, Andy Gray accused Keys of simply plucking a name from the air.
"I'm not plucking a name," replied Keys.
He's available, he's won three European Cups and he's managed Real Madrid with class and style.
Gray then eclipsed Keys with some plucking of his own.
"I'm going to give you another one and you might laugh at me: Roberto Martinez."
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