Peirs Morgan. That's who, for this crotch-accentuating atrocity in the BT Sport studio.
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If you're unsure what exactly constitutes a 'full-kit wanker' he picture should do the job of explaining what it is rather clearly. However, you don't need to be Piers Morgan-level insufferable to qualify as one - a bit of over-coordination on the five-a-side pitch will do the job, and woe betide any fan who wears a full kit in the stands (kids are exempt, of course).
Hats off @piersmorgan it's some achievement to be the biggest wanker on a couch that includes Craig Bellamy!! pic.twitter.com/zJBDl7z9jY
— Full-Kit Wankers (@WankersFullKit) September 20, 2014
