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IT Crowd's 'Bluffball': An Updated Guide For The Premier League

Eoin Lyons
By Eoin Lyons
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Graham Linehan's The IT Crowd might not have been Father Ted, but it definitely had its moments.

One of the better jokes in the series was Moss' discovery of Bluffball - a website dedicated to spoofing your way through any football conversation.

Brilliant stuff. It even inspired an official Bluffball website.

Some things have changed in the world of football since The IT Crowd aired, and Bluffball definitely needs a bit of an update.

Fair weather football fans trying to keep up with the conversation in the boozer, this is your new bible!

 

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Arsenal

Thing about Arsenal is they always try walk it in!

The original on The IT Crowd still rings true to this day.

Look if they can keep Sanchez and Ozil who knows...

They're just one or two players short from being the real deal...

D'you see Arsenal Fan TV last night?

D'you know Wenger nearly signed (insert any player here)?

 

Burnley

They should give Dyche the England job.

It's nice to see the Irish lads doing well.

 

Chelsea

I don't think Abramovich and (current Chelsea manager) get on that well...

David Luiz has come back a much better player

Never should've sold Matic...

 

Everton

He'll probably keep them up but he'll be gone by next season.

 

Leicester City

Never should've sacked Ranieri.

Lookit, if they can keep Mahrez they'll do okay...

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Liverpool

Klopp needs to sort out that defence.

Never gonna win the league with that defence...

They're just one or two players short from being the real deal...

If they have the Fab 4, then Daniel Sturridge is Pete Best

They've got some of the best fans in England.

 

Manchester City

My granny could win the league with the money at Man City

The real test for Guardiola is the Champions League.

 

Manchester United

See that's typical Mourinho there

Works in relation to anything Mourinho says or does.

They just park the bus against big teams.

The mind games have started

Again, after anything Mourinho says or does.

 

Newcastle United

Sure look, they're the sleeping giant of English football.

They've got some of the best fans in England.

If they get rid of Ashley, they'll be grand

 

Southampton

Have you heard ( insert any good Southampton player) is linked with Liverpool?

They've a great academy, fair play to them.

 

Tottenham Hotspur

It's gonna be hard for them to win the league in the new stadium.

Lookit, as long as they can keep Kane fit, who knows?

Playing at Wembley is a massive disadvantage

 

West Ham United

Is Andy Carroll ever fit?

The fans won't like Moyes. He doesn't play "The West Ham Way"

 

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