Brian Kerr was on Today FM commentary duty for Chelsea's win against Arsenal on Saturday afternoon. The former Ireland boss was his usual descriptive self following ultra-irritant Diego Costa's first-half skullduggery which saw Arsenal centre-back Gabriel sent off.
Before Gabriel saw red, Costa was twice seen hitting Laurent Koscielny in the face. It was a moment which led Kerr to voice this piece of evocative commentary:
Brian Kerr on Today FM: "If Costa was in a phone box on his own he'd ring the operator for an argument" @dangerhere ???
— Anthony McGuinness (@antomcguinness) September 19, 2015
Kerr's commentary is something which has elicited amusement in the past - how could we forget the time he described a Nigerian goalkeeper's penis as his 'sparrow' or the Dubliner's honesty regarding his feelings for rugby?
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