The world did not know how much it needed this day until it delightfully arrived.
Coleen Rooney's claim that an elaborate sting operation has outed the source of a series of false stories that appeared in the English press recently rocked the internet today. She publicly accused Rebekah Vardy, the wife of fellow England footballer Jamie Vardy, of being the culprit.
It was a remarkable claim that needed a remarkable response. We got it.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) October 9, 2019
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) October 9, 2019
— Sam (@the_cannon) October 9, 2019
— Ben McAleer (@BenMcAleer1) October 9, 2019
Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet. pic.twitter.com/sxQ01ZyYrs
— Kristian (@vonstrenginho) October 9, 2019
— Sligo Rovers (@sligorovers) October 9, 2019
Coleen Rooney showing more plan in her attack on Rebekah Vardy than we’ve shown all season
— The Man Utd Way (@TheManUtdWay) October 9, 2019
Rebekah Vardy right now ?? https://t.co/YFIc0uxwbs
— David Meyler (@DavidMeyler) October 9, 2019
— Leon Pryce (@leonpryce6) October 9, 2019
I will vote for any political party who agree to immediately give us the rest of the day off so we can follow this Coleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy thing properly.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 9, 2019
we're going to have to make a documentary about this, aren't we
— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) October 9, 2019