Among our favourites:
- Soccer coaches only need a vocabulary of about 100 words to coach their teams , which is reminiscent of socialist pandering to the lowest common denominator. At least twice as many conservative words alone originated in the 20th century.
- The World Cup trophy resembles socialist Hollywood's Emmy Award.
- The "off-sides" rule prohibits using certain aggressive ("unfair") tactics in the game.
- In youth leagues, everyone gets a trophy for their efforts regardless of achievement, and there is no scoring in the game.
Tell me this is satire.