Hello again old friends. This week we've moved to a brand new office to cater for the size of Mikey's head after he tipped Angel Di Maria as his captain choice last week. Back in the now, Mark is playing his wildcard and waxing lyrical about the Turkish club next door.
In our new segment we're looking for you to send in your dilemmas (cue Nelly 'oohhh') of two players you can't choose between and we'll try to offer some fantasy football advice. Give us a shout on Twitter @Ballsdotie.