Yesterday was a pretty remarkable day of sport. So remarkable were some results that they gave fat men Usain Bolt delusions. You'll find two fat men here, one above, one below. There's pudgy Steve Bruce sprinting in bewildered confusion after Gyan's fluky goal to give Sunderland a draw with Newcastle. Then there's Rex Ryan, a truly fat man, running like an idiot after Shawn Greene's TD sealed the Jets win over the Patriots.