Dear EA Sports, do you like money? If so, then make this a thing.
Maybe one day we will live to see Father Romeo Sensini dribbling through the Real Madrid defence before curling a shot into the top corner.
One day. Maybe.
Until FIFA games allow the inclusion of fictional sitcom characters, you will have to make do with our imagining of what FIFA 16 Ultimate Team would be like with playable Father Ted characters.
The Starting Line-Up
The team itself would be a rigid 4-4-2:
This Father Ted team would really
lick kick some arse!