This man is a testament to being needlessly difficult.
Fans who attended Manchester United's 'class of 92' team's friendly against Salford City witnessed a strange spectacle. Proceedings were brought to a halt when a naked pitch invader somehow managed to cling himself with superglue-like adhesive powers to the crossbar.
The bemused supporters had to sit and watch as it took four stewards to loosen the streaker's kung fu grip on the goal frame and escort him off the pitch. The clip is horrifying if not oddly impressive.
hat-tip: Marty Cassells