Incredibly, the first deadline for the new Fantasy Premier League season is mere hours away, with lineups locking at 6:30pm tonight.
The final hunt for the best Fantasy Football names for teams is rapidly accelerating, as game week one is vastly creeping up on us, picking a good team name is just as crucial as selecting your opening starting eleven.
Sure, you can go for the old classics like Bayer Neverlosin', but we know that most players want their team name to really stand out against the crowd.
We've done some research - and consulted our lists from previous years - and put together our list of the best Fantasy Football names for teams for the 2023-24 season. We've got everything, from player name puns, to...well, they're mostly puns, we won't lie to you.
With any of these selections, your FPL team will be off to the best start before you've even started putting your squad together. This author went with Town Called Malacia for his FPL team name last year - so we'll know where you got that idea if we see it around the place.
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The best Fantasy Premier League names for the 2023-24 season
Best FPL Names For The 2023-24 Season
- Kloppenheimer
- An Postecoglu
- A Cunha Mateta
- Eze Come, Eze Go
- Bowen Bubbles
- Don't Look Back Tananga
- Shaw Abiding Citizen
- Ayew Flekken kidin Mee
- Schar Wars
- Stranger Mings
- Balotelli Tubbies
- Benteke Fried Chicken
- Lads on Touré
- Party on Zidane's Floor
- Champagne Super Rovers
- Babb Romance
Classic Sayings But With An FPL Twist
- Roll the Dyche
- Lights, Kamara, Action
- Yes Ndidi
- Football not Saka
- AbraDubravka
- Earth, Wind And Maguire
- Even Stevens
- Put A Dendonck On It
- Back Of The Neto
- Me, My Delph and I
- No Kane, No Gain
- De Bruyne Ultimatum
- Clyne Of Duty
- Sound Of The Lloris
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Funniest Fantasy Premier League Names
- You'reTakingLeTiss
- Dude Where's My Sarr?
- Ctrl Alt DeLigt
- Finding Timo
Liverpool Themed FPL Names
- Hotel? Thiago
- Childish Fabinho
- The 40 Year Old Virgil
- Rhythm Of Van Dijk
- Alisson Chains
- Top Of The Klopps
Chelsea Themed FPL Names
- Old Havertz Kai Hard
- Netflix and Chilwell
- Kepa Clean Sheet
- Catch Me If You Kanté
- Werner's Originals
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Movie and TV Show Fantasy Premier League Names
- Gilmour Girls
- Lallanas in Pyjamas
- Only Krul & Horses
- Obi-Wan Iwobi
- Wind Beneath My Mings
- Deeney In A Bottle
- Luke KyleWalker
- Pukki Blinders
- Lord Of The Ings
- Willian Dollar Baby
- Obi-Wan Iwobi
- Come Digne With Me
- Cash Me If You Can
- Lingardium Leviosa
- Shaw and Order
Song-Themed FPL Team Names
- Drop It Like Diop
- Dyche Dyche Baby
- But the Levy was dry
- Boom Xhakalaka
- A Song Of Ice & Dier
- Idah Stay Or Go
- Aké Breaky Heart
- Uptown Dunk
F00d and Drink-Themed Fantasy Premier League Names
- Colemans Mustard
- Kinder Mbeumo
- Chilli Con Cairney
- McGinn and Tonic
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So, there you have it - the very best Fantasy Football names for the 2023-24 Premier League season. Stay tuned on Balls over the coming weeks as we'll be giving you plenty of tips on the best players to sign. Is Erling Haaland worth it? How many premium defenders can you afford? Should you go for Bruno or Odegaard? We'll have all the answers for you before the Premier League season kicks off on the first weekend of August.