GIF: You Don't Block Zlatan. Never Block Zlatan.

This fascinating little passage from PSG's visit to Ajax during the week seems to have passed everyone by until it resurfaced earlier today. We know already that you're not supposed to touch Zlatan at all, so a full-on block was never going to go down well. This time the unfortunate victim/horrid attacker is Ricardo van Rhijn.

What we did notice right away on Wednesday night was this banner produced by the Ajax fans as a taunt to their Parisian visitors.

See also: Zlatan in his younger years was as good as you'd expect.