The popularity of the Premier League knows no bounds. Even the vast emptiness of space is no obstacle to its ubiquity.
A spiritual healer from London, who says that she has been in contact with several races of aliens including the cat people, reptilians and of course, the grays, has some good news for new Crystal Palace manager, Tony Pulis.
The aliens have assured 52-year-old Stephany Cohen that Palace will stay up this season.
From Newsshopper.co.uk:
"They are being positive. Pulis has got a very good work ethic. His forte is defensive.
"Now what he needs to do is help the team by keeping clean sheets as much as possible between now and May.
"They need a good team spirit, a good work ethic and good defensive tactics from the manager. If they stick to that they will stay up.
"It will be hard work but it will pay off."
How up-to-date are these aliens on the status of the Crystal Palace squad? Are they aware that Marouane Chamakh is playing up front the London side?
No comment was forthcoming from the cat people when we contacted for a response to these questions.
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