Lets get something straight here, if you're through on goal but have the option of squaring the ball to Zlatan Ibrahimovic to tap the ball in, you give Ibra the ball. It's probably best practise not to make the man angry.
That's not what Swedish striker, Ola Toivonen, did during Sweden's 1-0 win against Macedonia in a friendly on Monday. One-on-one with the keeper, Tovoinen rounded the Macedonian and then attempted to slot the ball home. He failed though and skied the ball over the bar.
This didn't make Ibra happy and he attempted to hang from the crossbar in an expression of anger. It didn't quite work out as intended though, which wasn't his fault.
This is lesson no.2 - if Ibra ends up looking like a fool, it's never his fault, it's your fault.