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Sometimes after a few beers, I might forget where I lock my bike. Eventually though, sobriety hits and I'll retrace my steps and find it. Jermaine Pennant, on the other hand, parked his Porsche at the train station in Zaragoza, transferred to Stoke and plum forgot about it for five months. As you do. It's enough to make you want to give up sports-blogging.
