Here's hoping horse-racing lover Joey Barton didn't take his fixie to Royal Ascot. One shouldn't cycle in a rage. Don't spill any PBR on that fine suit either, Joey. Given his new hipster look, can we be confident that he's being ironic in eulogizing Kevin Nolan and predicting his own exit from Tyneside on Twitter?
Joey Barton Is One Angry Hipster
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