This is worse than his Real Madrid debut. This is worse than that time he had no passport for a Uefa Cup match because Peter Risdale had warned him to keep it safe so Woodgate decided to leave it at home.
It starts off bad and just when you think it can't get any worse it cuts to the Last of the Summer Wine type music...
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Also, as John Harker points out on Facebook, keep an eye out for the guy 11 seconds in who runs out of shot.
[Watch Video]Hold a second. Have we not seen that bird somewhere before? Can't remember for the life of me, where...
hat-tip: Who Ate All The Pies
