Jose Mourinho had his introductory press conference as Chelsea manager today and if you couldn't see it here is what you missed: nothing. It was every bit as boring as his "special one" press conference was interesting. Luckily his puppet alter ego was also introduced to the media today and he was far more quotable.
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Calling Rafa Benitez "The pastry man" was a particularly inspired line.
h/t 101greatgoals
