Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Balls.ie Alternative Awards Of The Season to celebrate the end of the English league campaign.
Our awards aren't confined to the English leagues strictly; it's more of an 'everything that has happened in football between last August and today' but you'll see what I mean.
So without further ado, I would like to announce our winners...
Poorly thought out celebration of the season
Injury of the season
Elbow of the season
Scolding of the season
Per Mertesacker wasn't happy with Mesut Ozil for not thanking the Arsenal fans.
Tattoo of the season
I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.
Said by Brendan Rodgers, not David Brent.
Mick McCarthy quote of the season
Ipswich Town manager Mick McCarthy: "Some people might be frustrated with that result? Some people can fuck off." #ITFC
— James McMath (@MrJamesMcMath) January 28, 2014
Football commentary moment of the season
America invent a new way of saying 'extra-time.'
Forfeit of the season runner-up
If Bendtner scores tonight I will toothpaste my Mums eyebrows whilst she's asleep — MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
AS PROMISED, FUCK YOU BENDTNER ???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/4a1PtS1PCD
— MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
Forfeit of the season winner
Full story here.
Ill-advised club tweet of the season
Best free-kick of the season
Taken by Irishman Seamus Kane.
GIF taking the piss out of Arsenal of the season
Worst tackle on an Irishman of the season
People not actually related to football in any way Twitter conversation of the season
Dive of the season
Irish football nostalgic video of the season
Monday Night Football argument of the season
Carragher and Neville argue about how good Paul Scholes really was.
Footballer Tweet of the season
Kolo Toure GIF of the season
Kolo Toure Vine of the season
Kolo Toure story of the season
Assistant referee piece of skill of the season
Worst looking injury of the season
Penalty of the season
Book extract of the season
From Sol Campbell...
And Finally ... Marouane Fellaini touch of the season