I've no qualms in admitting that I did not expect to be typing the above headline today, nor at any other stage in my life.
The lads at 101GreatGoals have unearthed photos that appear to show Leeds United owner Massimo Cellino getting into an row with the tomato sauce in Tesco. Now when I say 'with' I'm going to
hope presume that he's upset about the sauce and not actually upset at the sauce.
By any chance does this remind anybody else of this?...