So, you're telling me there's a striker in the Premier League who has come from the lowers leagues and is now scoring goals a plenty for a recently promoted club? And he's just been capped by England?
Well then Liverpool are obviously going to sign him!?
Yes, in a transfer story that was as inevitable as your child not sleeping the extra hour last night, Liverpool are being linked with a move for Jamie Vardy.
ESPN FC either have some inside information or, you know, eyes, and are now reporting that the Scousers will make an offer for the striker, who has now scored in seven games in a row.
They do however issue the caveat that Tottenham Hotspur are also interested, saying:
His energy and work ethic would fit right into Jurgen Klopp's style of pressing at Liverpool, while Tottenham chief Maurico Pochettino sees Vardy as someone who would provide a perfect foil to Harry Kane with his selfless running and creativity.
Perhaps there's some truth in it, perhaps it's balderdash but given Liverpool's recent record with Danny Ings and Rickie Lambert, then it's hardly surprising.
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