As every newspaper so helpfully does every year, the Guardian's football writers gave their predictions for the upcoming season. The full list can be viewed here, but none were so wide of the mark as those set out by Louise Taylor.
Before you erupt with indignation and hilarity, ask yourself where you honestly thought Liverpool would finish in the table, or whether Davide Santon's much-touted change of flanks made you drool with anticipation just as much as it did Taylor? Be honest.
Di Canio leading Sunderland to a top ten finish, though, that was just ridiculous.
Never forget Louise Taylor's pre season predictions. http://t.co/X6MUZzg82U pic.twitter.com/A7mEcigovQ
— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) May 19, 2014