Marcus Rashford is the second coming of Christ. No wait, he's the new Taoiseach. No the next US President. No, he's discovered the meaning of life as he put the ball past Petr Cech in the Arsenal goal for the second time at Old Trafford on Sunday.
The 18-year-old has had a great start to his professional career, but the Man United fans that are creaming themselves over their latest prodigy are going overboard yet again.
I say to them: Federico Macheda, David Bellion, or worse... Paul Pogba. Who knows, maybe Rashford will be the next Mark Robins?
That said, some of the proclamations that these fans are making are humourous, be it sarcastic hot-takes or not. Here's a selection of our favourite:
Makes me chuckle how much money English clubs spend on foreign players ... They might be better off looking on the door step ... #RashFord
— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) February 28, 2016
— Andrew Cole (@vancole9) February 28, 2016
Horny, Horny Football #Rashford
— roger bennett (@rogbennett) February 28, 2016
Commentator: "He's all over them like a Rashford!" #mufcvsafc
— utdreport (@utdreport) February 28, 2016
Rashford for the Euros!
— Spencer (@SpencerOwen) February 28, 2016
Marcus Rashford will probably play at the Euros. His positioning is Van Nistelrooy-esque.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 28, 2016
We'd be champions by now if Rashford had played all season.
— pauliegunn (@PaulGunning1) February 28, 2016
Where even is Federico Macheda?