"The proof is in the pudding, and in this case, the pudding is a football".
Few journalists can bring joy to the sporting world like Alan Partridge. Throw any sport the character's way and expect reports in that vein.
Partrigdisms have become something of a rarity since Steve Coogan's show has gone off the air, but thanks to the Accidental Partridge Twitter account we continue to be blessed with horrible commentary blunders, this time of the non-fictional variety.
Listen to Talksport commentator Sam Matterface pull out one of the best accidental partridges we've ever heard.
Boof, eat my goal. He's got football pudding all over his shirt.
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) May 24, 2014