New Year, New Celebrations

Hal LaRoux
By Hal LaRoux
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There are certain things that can be learned from playing Fifa.

1. Any attempt to replicate the skills in reality leads to instant heckling and the appearance of a black dog.


2. 30 seconds for the half time break is too long

3. Andy Gray played for Rangers
and always carries a supplementary umbrella for Martin Tyler.

Obvious and useless information apart, We hope the players of tomorrow are practising celebrations like these.



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