In case you didn't realise, Obafemi Martins' career is still very much a thing. The Nigerian is plying his trade for the gaudily-attired Seattle Sounders after buying out his own €3 million release clause from Levante last year. He did this against Dallas there a couple of days ago.
The 29-year-old is best known for his spells at Inter and Newcastle. His age has been called into question on numerous occasions, but Martins blames the confusion on a clerical error made by the Nigerian Football Association in 2006.