Go play in China they said, it'll be easy they said...
Former Chelsea midfielder Oscar Emboaba has to register a goal for Shanghai SIPG who sit second in the Chinese Super League behind Guangzhou Evergrande, but has managed to start a bench-clearing brawl after his frustrations got the better of him.
The Brazilian has been taking kicks in most matches, which he would have expected, but against Guangzhou R&F this morning he took one too many and decided to hit back.
When his James McClean-esque challenge/excuse to boot the ball at the opposition resulted in him booting the ball at an opposition player, that was enough to start a brawl for which Oscar comically opted to play dead.
And now former Chelsea man Oscar finding out that you don't boot the ball at players in the Chinese Super League...twice. pic.twitter.com/xQyTVpniWL
— Alasdair Gold (@AlasdairGold) June 18, 2017
It's actually amazing how so many people managed to converge so quickly, and yet nobody was actually punching anybody, they just kind of angrily danced for a while.