A wedding is a wonderful occasion. It's a day full of joy, happiness and love and no decent human being could truly hate that. Except perhaps the groom's girlfriend.
Step forward Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse. It's been revealed that the Senegalese international told his on-off girlfriend, Rachelle Graham that he was off on holidays only to then go and get married in Paris.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the former Miss Newcastle winner only found out about Cissé's marriage to Senegalese volleyball player Diallo Awa after she saw pictures of the wedding online. Ouch.
Speaking to the Sun, Graham explained how the shock wedding has left her feeling disgusted.
I'm hurt and disgusted to learn Papiss has got married without me knowing after we spent so much time together recently.
But it's his life and if this is what he has chosen to do there is nothing much I can do about it. I just wish he had the decency to tell me first.
It seems the 24 year old has been getting quite a bit of criticism after telling her side of the story and she has since tweeted this message.
I just wanted to say a few words!! pic.twitter.com/VBy4agKEzK
— R A C H E L L E (@GrahamRachelle) June 4, 2015
Quite possibly the most bizarre Newcastle relationship story since that time it was revealed Cheick Tiote had two wives and a mistress. It's like an episode of Dream Team only much more scandalous.