Jonathan Pearce Breaks The News That 28-Year-Old Paul McShane Is Actually 36

So all is good between Steve Bruce and Paul McShane again and the Irishman finds himself back in the Hull starting line-up today.

However, McShane was in for a nasty surprise when, after making a brilliant goal line clearance, Jonathan Pearce broke the news that the defender is 36.

Up until now, Paul had thought himself to be 28. Alas his 'creaking limbs' have actually been on the planet eight years longer than even he was aware of.

Needless to say, his Wikipedia page has already been tampered with.