Cast your mind back three years to when Mario Balotelli was at Man City. It was October 23rd and he had scored two goals for his side in a 6-1 destruction of Man Utd. It was also the day that he unveiled his renowned 'Why always me?' t-shirt.
Just the day before, Balotelli and friends let off some fireworks in the bathroom of his rent accommodation causing some £400k in damage.
The Daily Mail have today got their hands on some pictures showing the extent of the damage caused by the pyrotechnics.
These are exactly the type of credentials that you need to be appointed Manchester's ambassador for firework safety.