United won't make the top four. Rooney will be shit. Arsenal will win a cup. Liverpool will thrive with Roy Hodgson. Piers, baby: spend some of Ted Turner's cash on a new crystal ball. You sound silly.
Piers Morgan Couldn't Have Been More Wrong About This Premier League Season
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