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Man Utd Are Like A 14-Year-Old At A Community Centre Disco

Man Utd Are Like A 14-Year-Old At A Community Centre Disco
By PJ Browne

Well this is sort of mysterious.

According to Sky Sports News, Man Utd have made a bid for Juan Mata through a "third party".

This sounds a lot like when you were 14 and had to get your friend to ask that girl you liked if she wanted to shift you out the back of the crappy community centre disco.

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And David Moyes really, really fancies Juan Mata.

I can hear Love Is All Around by Wet, Wet, Wet playing right now.

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