Come with us on a journey. A wafer thin journey into the prevalent attitudes of media dinosaurs in Premier League and two managers who far from moving away from their public image, actually embrace it up to a point of parody. First lets check in with one time Sky Sports armchair sitter and owner of the hairest hands on television Richard Keys. "Keysy" was asked a simple question on Twitter today and he gave it a one word answer.
That led us down the rabbit hole and into this vine of Big Sam being Big f****** Sam in a week in which his team has been humiliated twice:
Which in turn forced us to check in on tactician and sometime manager Rafa Benitez who came up with the most Rafa Benitez quote ever today when asked to describe current club Napoli:
“If I say Napoli are still at 76 per cent, then it means we can improve a great deal, so it’s a positive message. We will all grow together, the club and the squad, also thanks to the transfer market that could be today, in a month or in a year. If I said we were at 100 per cent now, it would be a negative message.
How Rafa came up with a number like 76% is not a question worth pursuing.
We are 100% sure that a Champions League winner, Europa League winner and a two time La Liga winner would be a better fit for Coventry though.